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3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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are we just going to ignore the fact that the king...
vanehwasreal: timelord-and-fishcustard: vanehwasreal: i mean what what the fuck gustav no stop it gustav please yOU MADE MY POST BETTER
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i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:
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uoa: never give up on your dreams keep sleeping
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expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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thefalloutboysareback: sometimes i forget that tumblr isnt the entire internet
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square-enix: when teachers leave the cursor right in the middle of the fucking video
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Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
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hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do i installed a camera in your room i’m watching you
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methlabrador: acidicmoon: i really wanted to kill this ant but then i realised he was trying really hard to carry this one crumb and he was doing a really good job so i was like “you go buddy, you go” and let him live i think that might be how god feels about me
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