hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do

i installed a camera in your room

i’m watching you

(Source: dajo42)

methlabrador:

acidicmoon:

i really wanted to kill this ant but then i realised he was trying really hard to carry this one crumb and he was doing a really good job so i was like “you go buddy, you go” and let him live

i think that might be how god feels about me

(Source: attractinq)
did-you-kno: Source
lifeofaprocrastinator: Me
cali-4-nia-love: XDDDD
edwardspoonhands: lauracuthbert: I hate myself just enough to make this joke one time and one time only: “no edge” It took me a second…

undeadteds:

Six horrible little monsters. Yuck.

  • me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
  • me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

shotawars:

IM LAUGHING SOMEONE FOLLOWED ME AND I WENT TO THEIR ASK BOX TO SAY YO BUT I TYPED NO AND THEY SAID OK AND UNFOLLOWED ME 

assstiel:

its-a-treasure:

assstiel:

itsnevertoolate13:

THIS JUST HAPPENED ON MY DASH AND IM SCREAMING.

crying omg. dean and i do have one thing in common though.

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WHAT’S HAPPENING OMG

cali-4-nia-love: weabros: mahoganyclaus: voyagesofabookworm: eeverythingispossiblee: frisso—n: I tried to scroll past this. I really tried. sorry. The poor bird will never get anywhere ever It’s a metaphor. We are the bird. It symbolises the fact that we are continuously growing older in life but seem to be staying in the same place. It accentuates the fear.. the fear of time running out. I’m pretty sure it’s just a bird on a fucking escalator miss English teacher THAT . OH . MY . GOD . ^ XDDDD
callingoutbigotry: nullgrade: This is a Venn diagram. OH LOOK THERE’S NO OVERLAP